As previously stated, there is nothing more pathetic than an abandoned website.
Ghost towns, with broken links and reviews of products that have been around for years.
Why people still pay the hosting cost for a place no one visits will always plague me.

We renewed our domain for another year, so let me be the first to say Happy Birthday
to this piece of crap site that doesn't allow its administrators access for 2 months.
But did I spend that time writing articles waiting for its availability to return? No.
I spent it playing World of Warcraft, and I have nothing to show for it.
Well, I have a little bit, here's part 4 and 5 of my sunday adventure.

Fucking thing.

Content is key to the success of a website. You can have all the flashing lights and pretty
designs you want, but without the content, you're just a shitty website. period.

This website is a shitty website. period.
All websites once started as shitty websites.
The giants didn't spring up over night; they started weak and stuck it out.
(except google, they were the spoiled rich kids of the internet)

I imagine content as the 'cream filling' of a website.
It tastes good and gets on your fingers sometimes.
Or maybe its the Retsin core of a tasty Cert.
Whichever the case, expect more, just not right away.
I've got some things put away that I will write and upload as deemed necessary

We're in talks of merging the Hizzy and the front page
and turning the whole thing into some kind of Diet w00tah with Lime.

Here's some stuff, see if you can spot the new stuff.

B to te E Review
New Shoes
An Adventure in the Park
The Manliest Thing you can do with a Truck
The Girliest Thing you can do with a Truck (new)
Experts Guide to Hamburger Helper (new)

-Kirb

Mar-04-05 (Season Finale)
Feb-22-05 (Introducing Odessa)
Feb-14-05 (Chong Gonzales)
Feb-02-05 (Kidnapping Dubya)